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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.16 14:43:00 -
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You whining carebears don't realize how good you have it. Warp?! When I started flying, we dind't have no warp. You flew sub-light everywhere AND YOU LIKED IT! If you broke down, you got out and pushed AND YOU LIKED IT! Don't get me started on strip miners. In my day, you grabbed a jet pack, flew to the rock with a shovel and dug the damned ore yourself then tossed it into your ship AND YOU LIKED IT! Pirates?! We didn't hide behind no drones to fight pirates, nope! We got out of our ships and we fought them hand to hand because when we killed them they were our source of food for the next two weeks AND WE LIKED IT! Don't get me started on salvaging...
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.16 17:15:00 -
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... all right I'll tell you about salvaging. When we blew up an enemy ship, usually by punching it until it fell apart, we dind't use no fancy salvaging things. We grabbed a screw driver or fork or whatever we could find and tore it apart by hand. We grabbed everything useful too, steering wheels, dice, none of those fancy computers... hell, we dind't even have navigation computers! We had magnets on strings that pointed to the nearest star and we navigated with the magnet and looking at the stars and WE LIKED IT! Autopilot was putting a brick on the accelerator and taking a nap! And what this private space station crap these days?! When we needed to park for the night we threw an anchor on an asteroid, tied ourselves to the rock and slept floating under the stars and WE LIKED IT! Damned ships today with beds and toilets and stuff... we just opened the window and peed into space AND WE LIKED IT! And don't get me started on probes...
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:06:00 -
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... what was I talking about... Probes! Kids these days needing probes to find things it's BULLCRAP! When we wanted to find a wormhole we flew around and stuck our heads out the window and LOOKED for them like men, and WE LIKED IT! And we found them too... lots of them. Yeah... they had them aliens in there too back then, only they were a threat. But we'd punch them in the head and knocked out so many that they call them sleepers now! HA! And THEY LIKED IT! And what the hell is with this email crap today?! People used to fly letters and packages in ships for one isk a day and they LIKED IT! It was good work. We wrote our own kill mails then too, none of this automated crap. We wrote them by hand and delivered them to the wives of the men we killed, then slapped them in the heads for marrying idiots and THEY LIKED IT!
Now GIT OFF MY LAWN!
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Crooked Cross
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:45:00 -
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 Originally by: Thurasi Agalder
Originally by: Crustpusher
would you like to see my puppies? 
I have the song "Word up" playing in my head for some reason...
I don't see the connection. Must be some confounded newfangled thingie.
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